With my alarm set for 7:45am, I definitely did NOT hit snooze at least twice and stay in bed until 8:30 this morning. No, not me.
I definitely did not celebrate not having to sit through chapel because of visiting high schoolers in my seat. What kind of heathen does that? Certainly, not me.
Like a responsible student, my homework was all completed before my boyfriend's arrival on Saturday and there is not a chance that I made him sit with me for a while this morning while I completed an assignment or two before class. Nope, not me.
I'm a classy girl, so there is NO WAY that I took advantage of red lights/stop signs by kissing my boyfriend at every one. That's ridiculous.
And I certainly did not skip two of my classes to enjoy every moment I could with said boyfriend before he flew back to Oklahoma. That's irresponsible and definitely, not me.
Lastly, I did not plan to study for a test in my 6:00 class and then end up napping instead. And of course, I didn't do really well on the test, despite my lack of studying. That is, without a doubt, not something I would do. Nope, not me.